Tag: Are you fucking kidding me?

Have Never

Two massive pet peeves of mine.

Have –

Example – “I’ll have Renee do that.”  Oh … will you?  Because I am yours to command?  How about you ASK Renee to do that.   Saying you’ll “HAVE” me do something makes me feel like you believe I have no choice in the matter.  We all have free will.

Never –

Example – “You never got back to me.”  Really?  NEVER?  How was that trip to the end of infinity and back? OH WAIT.

How about “You haven’t gotten back to me” or “I haven’t heard back from you.”

You smell like desperation

Two days in a row.

The same old lady chain-smoked (apparently) an entire fucking pack of menthols before getting on the bus and sitting next to me.

Two days in a row.

The toxic farticles then proceeded to nose-rape me for the next ninety minutes.

TWO DAYS IN A ROW.

I can’t get that noxious smell out of my head.

TWO FUCKING DAYS IN A ROW.

Thanks for the migraine.

TWO. SUPER. EXCELLENT. DAYS. IN. A. ROW.

BITCH.