THIS IS SPAARRRTAAAAA

I walked out on my deck and was startled by not one, but two gigantic eight-legged creatures. No really. GIGANTIC. About the time I noticed them, a water drop from the edge of the roof landed on my bare shoulder. Guess how loud I yelped. I proceeded to successfully murder both of them with about a half-gallon of bug spray. One bee-lined for the open kitchen window. IT KNEW. I ran inside to shut the window then proceeded to kill the damn thing until it was dead. From the killing. Fucker. Don’t mess with me. My fear and hatred of those god damn things knows no bounds.  Now I’m sneezing and the house is filled with the smell of chemicals.  I have to wash the outside of the house and keep Molly off the deck for awhile.  Worth it.